bouncer: real planets only
pluto *sweating nervously, next to his GF*: ch-check the list again
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this is such an exploitable format though
bouncer: real socialists only
bernie fans *sweating nervously*: ch-check the list again
bouncer: real memes only
this post: *sweating nervously*: ch-check the list again
Socrates: What is real?
bouncer: *sweating nervously. checks list. let’s him in.*
every meme has several stages it goes through as it gets old
this one went through them all in the first post
Comment on fanfics
A few days back on AO3 I found an unfinished, two chapter spideypool fanfic that was cute and had lots of potential and was also last updated two years ago. Two whole years! And it had only three comments, all of which on chapter one, none on chapter two. I enjoyed the fanfic, despite it being far, FAR from being finished and the chance of it ever updating again anytime soon was just about zero. So you know what I did?
I wrote a damn comment. On chapter two.
And I made sure that fucker was long and had a small theory of where I think the author would take the fanfic in the future. I let the person behind the fic know that I friggin LOVED the two chapters I got to read! That I would LOVE to see more! That I’d jump out of my skin in happiness and virtually hug them half to death if I saw that they updated it.
Let me remind you this fic wasn’t updated in two YEARS! I was the first to comment on it in a year. And the first to comment on chapter two! And you know what happened today?
I got a reply.
From the author of the fanfic.
And the author said how I gave them life for a project they had loved (still did) and that they were now working on a third chapter.
After two YEARS of not updating. Of not writing. And it makes me so friggin happy seeing what I did. What I caused.
With a single. Damn. Comment.
All that it took for me was to think a bit about what I wanted to tell the author and the comment it. All it took was one comment. And suddenly this person was inspired to continue a fanfic they had abandoned for TWO YEARS!!
I couldn’t be happier. I couldn’t be more proud.
Comment on people’s fanfics. No matter how few chapters there are. No matter how many years have passed since their last update. Comment. You like a fanfic? Comment on it. It’s that easy.
Or, also, reblog. Cause if you loved it enough to share it with other people? Woah. Knock me over.
*after every chapter release*
- Fandom: pfew good it cant get any worse right
- Ishida: hm? did you say something?
- Fandom: n-no! We-
- Ishida: i'm pretty sure you said something ahahah
- Fandom: NO WAIT WE-
- Ishida: *SLAPS DOWN NEW CHAPTER* aayy lmaooo have fun
- *screeching fandom noises*
Tokyo Ghoul and the Morality of War (and Peace)
Anyone who even has the vaguest idea of who I am must have known that I was ecstatic, ecstatic to see the most recent chapter. When I thought that Juuzou might have been killed, I sort of went into a Tokyo Ghoul holding pattern, emotionally, continuously bracing for the worst. However, after yesterday’s chapter I felt a huge sense of relief, and several budding metas.
Then this morning, I saw this post. And it reminded me of what a genuinely perfect portrayal of warfare Tokyo Ghoul actually is.
Warfare is defined by two sides, both of whom think that they are correct, both of whom dehumanize the other, and both of whom have landed in a “kill or be killed” situation with the other. Beyond that there is truly no end to the solid blanket of moral gray that falls over a literal and metaphorical battlefield. Popular sayings such as “All is fair in love and war” serve only to highlight how traditional senses of morality and empathy go out the window in these situations.
You know Tokyo Ghoul is freaking crazy because...
- *There's one happy chapter in like a hundred chapters*:
- TG fandom: That's just the calm before the storm. There'll be so much pain and bloodshed next chapter.
- Character: Let's get married.
- TG fandom: That's a f***ing death flag.
- Character: Let's go home.
- TG fandom: That's a f***ing death flag.
- Character: *Has a flashback*
- TG fandom: That's a f***ing death flag.
- Character: *is happy*
- TG fandom: That's a f***ing death flag.
- What do we call this situation? Trauma?
You know Tokyo Ghoul is freaking crazy because...
- *There's one happy chapter in like a hundred chapters*:
- TG fandom: That's just the calm before the storm. There'll be so much pain and bloodshed next chapter.
- Character: Let's get married.
- TG fandom: That's a f***ing death flag.
- Character: Let's go home.
- TG fandom: That's a f***ing death flag.
- Character: *Has a flashback*
- TG fandom: That's a f***ing death flag.
- Character: *is happy*
- TG fandom: That's a f***ing death flag.
- What do we call this situation? Trauma?
can waterbenders bend oil
can earthbenders bend glass
can airbenders bend sound
can firebenders bend mixtapes
Yes, waterbenders can bend any water based material, as shown when Katara bends ink (Book 3, Chapter 16, “The Southern Raiders”) and soup (Book 3, Chapter 8, “The Runaway”). so as long as the oil is water based (baby oil, cooking oil, etc) then yes. If you’re talking about oil like for a car, then no, they can’t, because it isn’t water based.
Glass is made of sand and earthbenders can bend sand (Book 2, Chapter 10, “The Library”) and furthermore earthbenders can bend the earth particles in metal (Book 2, Chapter 19, “The Guru”) so it stands to reason that they can bend the sand particles in glass. There is a question of whether or not they can still bend it because it is a very purified form of earth and another pure form of earth, platinum, is unbendable (LOK Book 1, Chapter 7, “The Aftermath”). However, when the sand is turned into glass it becomes crystalline (sand is mostly quartz particles after all) and we know earth benders can bend crystals (Book 1 Chapter 5 “The King of Omashu” when Bumi bends the creeping crystal).
Yes, airbenders can bend sound. This is shown when Aang bends sound by using his Appa whistle and extends the range of the sound (Book 2, Chapter 15, “Tales of Ba Sing Se”).
Firebenders can bend heat (Book 3, Chapter 6, “The Avatar and the Firelord”) which leads me to believe that they can not only bend fire mixtapes but can also control how fire a mixtape is by making it hotter.
Damn, pohlarbearpants did the research
This has more citations than my last academic paper
So tg can have a full chapter of torture and death and being great but if it has a full chapter of sex is gross and shit like?? really? this is a freaking seinen, seinen usually have more detailed sex scenes or death scenes more than other genres. And its not only that, this is helping Kaneki’s development, remember that he is a suicidal person who feels alone and sad all the time but in this chapter he is seen crying because he feels loved and no lonely, also the panel related to Ishida’s art has such a powerful meaning. Im actually so glad that this sex escenes have a powerful meaning not like other seinen that just have sex for only the character’s enterteinment.
You all always complaining about Kanekis suffering and saying that he should be happy and bla blah blah but if he is happy for once yall hate it because its related with Touka, if you inteligent people are gonna hate Tokyo Ghoul for this i dont know why the fuck are you reading it
Fanfiction websites practically
- Wattpad: Not nearly enough porn
- Fanfiction.net: How long ago was this fic updated?
- Ao3: More porn than pornhub
- Tumblr: WHERE THE FUCK IS THE NEXT CHAPTER!?
- Fictionpress: Original my ass
TG:re Chapter 57
- Fandom: I have literally never felt closer to death. I am puking blood and my tears are acidic.